Thursday, December 4, 2014

I'm Back Just in Time to Hate Someone New!!!!!!!

As a member of the Church of Satan’s Priesthood and host of Radio Free Satan’s Confessions of a Wicked Witch, I want to help people understand the difference between real Satanists (The Church of Satan) and fakes and phonies looking for media attention (Temples of Satan/Joy of Satan.)

Ten Ways the Public can Identify Fake Satanists who want to be on TV:
  1. 1.        Fake Satanists are what real Satanists label “Shit-Disturbers.”  Real Satanists are too busy living in the here and now and worshiping their own precious lives to bother Christians about such silliness  as holiday decor.
  2. 2.       Fake Satanists look for the scum of the Earth to build their ranks.  Real Satanists  wanting to be an Active Member of the Church of Satan must fill out a long questionnaire and pay a one time fee of $200.00
  3. 3.       Fake Satanists quote The Satanic Bible and other works by Satanism founder Anton Szandor LaVey and then insult him and his memory by claiming they are the new or better way.  Real Satanists study those works, apply them to their lives, and are grateful for the man who codified the first and only Satanic religion in the world.
  4. 4.       Fake Satanists seek to destroy the United States Constitution and bring religion into the schools by disseminating false information about Satanism into the Public Schools.  Real Satanists are good parents who don’t need the schools to do their job for them.
  5. 5.       Fake Satanists actually call themselves heretics.  Real Satanists know that to be a heretic one has to believe in and then subvert Christianity.  Satanists do not.
  6. 6.       Fake Satanists seek donations and pretend their religion is a job.  Real Satanists believe in excelling in the real world with real creations and jobs.  Real Satanists pay a one time membership fee and then buy and sell, working hard to get what they desire, and being the very best in whatever endeavor they choose.
  7. 7.       Fake Satanists require a legal fund that they beg donations for—one must guess because they support/court/embrace lawbreakers.  Real Satanists report law breaking members to the authorities and excommunicate them from the Church of Satan, without mercy.
  8. 8.       Fake Satanists try to use Satanism to moderate and enter the realm of politics.  Real Satanists are members of a church where political stances are strictly personal and the church itself has no stance.
  9. 9.       Fake Satanists will ride the coattails of any group to get their name in the news.  Real Satanists are saddened that the real news is the manipulation of some Christian Heretics which will do no good for Satanists but give those opposed to alternative religions even more fodder for hatred.’ Good job!
  10. 10.   To be fair this  real Satanist will point out that this rant is primarily about the “Temples of Satan” and as silly, misguided and manipulative they are they are nowhere near as bad as the Heretical (aka Satanaflipperoos) devil worshipers created in the Christian pews who actually believe in real devils and demons,  believed the myths and now engage in blood rites,  and support nothing except the opposite of Christianity—making them, no matter what the think,  followers of God.


5 comments:

D Burke said...
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Magistra_Y said...

D. Burke,
1. Fuck you.
2. Fuck you and anyone who looks like you.
3. A blog by one person hardly displays the organization being "up in arms." I am up in arms. Kinda.
4. "Satanic Community" is not the same as "CHURCH of Satan"---a specific fellowship, or me, personally asking for charity from the entire world. When it comes to my kid you'll find I haven't an inch of pride or shame. I was unaware FundRazr was a Satanic organization. Hail, Stratification.
5. Prey? Prey? When I begin preying I assure you, you'll be able to understand the meaning of the word.
--------------------------------------I have spent 34 years actually fighting for our basic human rights--rights those in alternative religions did not even have. I have educated more Christians who no longer want to hurt us than this Temple ever will, so I have every right to do as I will, and display on my own blog what I find distasteful. And no matter how I beg or borrow, no matter how many lectures I give to help even the sorry likes of you, I will still end up DOING precisely what your silly Temple is trying to do, and doing it with style.
Marinate in that, cocksucker.

D Burke said...

I knew you'd delete the post and respond this way. You are a sad, sad excuse for a Satanic witch.

You do not have the skills to represent the CoS with style. That's why the Examiner fired you for poor writing and immature ranting which is typical of you disgruntled CoSer's.

And you're doing hexes for money now? Talk about desperation. Haha! Lady, you can't even hex yourself out of a flaming bag of dog poop. How can you offer magical services to people when you can't even take care of yourself or your kids? You're current poor position in life is a testament to your so called magical ability.

Magistra_Y said...

D. Burke,
I do not know you and it is obvious where you have gained your information from. I have become scrupulously honest and as a result I want those reading my blog to know that I have been getting comments from an Anti-Cos ("The CoS died with LaVey!") type who has just enough truth that his lies look possible. I am deleting his posts. If he (she?) wishes to insult me further he can do so on his own pages/blogs/etc... As I am not a total hypocrite I will post the location he uses to trash me if he send that here.Bitch, Cunt, Fake, Loser, Battered, Whore, Embarrassment...the one thing I have never been accused of is being unfair or unreasonable.

smylex said...

"You are a sad, sad excuse for a Satanic witch.

You do not have the skills to represent the CoS with style."

I think the Church of Satan would have removed her title by now if they felt Magistra Ygraine did not have the capabilities to represent the Church and its principles.

"That's why the Examiner fired you for poor writing and immature ranting which is typical of you disgruntled CoSer's.

"And you're doing hexes for money now? Talk about desperation."

Leave it to the quasi-Satanists to have a problem with someone using their natural or learned abilities to actually make a buck.

"Haha! Lady, you can't even hex yourself out of a flaming bag of dog poop. How can you offer magical services to people when you can't even take care of yourself or your kids?"

Funny, if you actually listened to Magistra Ygraine's podcast, "Confessions of a Wicked Witch," you would know that her youngest daughter is currently off at college, something that would have been impossible if she didn't raise children with their heads on straight. And, since we all know that the apple never falls far from the tree, I think it's a pretty good indication that our Magistra has her own head on straight.

"You're current poor position in life is a testament to your so called magical ability.

And what are YOU doing? Vainly attempting to denigrate someone behind the safety of an Internet account and a blog? Just reading your response not only causes me a headache that makes me think I'm having a hemorrhagic stroke, but it also shows that you have a LONG way to go in perfecting any magical abilities that I highly doubt you yourself possess.

If you were truly a Satanic magician, you wouldn't be bothered by what the Magistra says because you would know what she said didn't apply to you and was not your concern. But, it's quite obvious that it does concern you and you feel the need to lash out and further demonstrate your own failure to grasp Satanic philosophy by not keeping your opinion to yourself.