I'm on Radio Free Satan, I'm on Radio Free Satan, na na na , And You're Not!!!!!!!!!
I am so excited. Bill M. finally got all my hints and produced my show, If ya'll want comedy watch me try to figure out the technical side of producing a podcast----you would swear I was born with Trisomy 23 and somehow managed to live. There is actual slobber involved/ Yet Bill came to my rescue and I don't hate our first show, which, for me, is a miracle. I always hate any performance of my own.
Less than five years ago the way to reach out was this--a blog. Today it is a podcast or Internet radio. Technology and communications change so quickly that it is impossible to keep up, Still, it doesn't take me long to find substantial and good reasons to climb up on my soap box and play Cassandra who had the gift of unwavering perfect prophecy, and the curse that no one would believe her. I relate to that bitch. A bunch.
Africa is now hosting the 1980's Satanic Panic---and they are so much more fun than America ever was!! Now, please understand that I haven't a racist bone in my body BUT I cannot help but believe that Africans in some parts of Africa are savages. Truly, If you eat primates and/or cut off clits, you're a savage. And, yes, I know it is their culture. Great. They have a savage culture. Anywhoooooo, culture be damned, they have some mighty fine ignorance in the shape of what they perceive Satanism to be......check out these real headlines:
Family let down by Satanism killing sentencing
Lesbianism, Satanism rock school (at first I thought this was a school for Lesbian Satanists who played guitar)
- Cursing or Hexing a public figure. Now, let's get something straight, the Church of Satan has a strict no political position policy which means I won't be cursing Obama or Boehner. I won't zap Hilary. In short, no national, current political figures will be hexed.. However, if the Chief of Police in your town has said there is no such thing a marital rape and he won't arrest anyone for it, well, he better duck. Capiche?
- Cursing or Hexing someone who has done you a specific wrong. Exes, co-workers, local nutters who piss in your yard, mothers-in-law. Give me as much information as possible. I need to feel the indignation to really give it to them. Send it to wickedwitch@radiofresatan.
- Finally, there is a personal curse that costs money. Do I look like I miss many meals? No. Being a pro Witch pays like shit, so don't be surprised that if you want a personal service it will cost.