Saturday, January 6, 2018
4th Annual Wicked Witch of the Year Nominations and Instructions
Wherein the Wicked Witch Confesses that
Once it came to my attention that this process was a colossal pain the ass I consulted my three wise women, blew those ladies off pretty seriously, and made an executive decision. I want an essay per nominee. The nominee can write it, or have it done by a proxy of her choice. This is because a few of those who made nominations are hard of reading, and broke rules by nominating some who weren't CoS Members in Good Standing---which has led me to two of my least favorite emotions, the first being humiliation of myself, the second being the need of potentially humiliating someone else. This is not the fault of the nominated witches, and for that reason I will not publicly single anyone out.
Here is what we're gonna do. By January 26th anyone on the list who wishes to accept their nomination should have an essay to me. I give not a single fuck who writes it. The theme of the essay is simple as can be: How, in 2017 I /She Utilized Satanism to Achieve My Personal Goals . It's complete dreck, I agree, but it does define what I am looking for. I will not mention anything else regarding the nominees until I list the 13 semi-finalists.
Now, be gone and stop pissing me off!
Essays can be however long it takes to make me buy them.
3 pics would be helpful.
They should be sent to : MagistraY@gmail.com