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Ygraine on examiner.com The Holidays for non-Christians or How I Keep From Shoving a Bell up the Salvation Army Dudes A.....
Deaf yet from walking in and out of Wal-Mart and being confronted by a seeming epileptic bell ringer over the little red pot? Buns of steel from walking from the back forty to the door of the grocery store? Feeling the guilt of knowing the odds of you being flush enough to buy little Susie what she wants, unless they sell it at Dollar Tree, are nil? Zip. Zilch. Nada. Yes, it is that time of year. And as bad as it can get for the average American it gets truly awful for those in non-traditional religions. The Neopagans have determined that Christmas was ripped off from the earlier celebrations like Yule based on the Winter Solstice., In scientific terms a solstice is "an astronomical event that happens twice each year, when the tilt of the Earth's axis is most inclined toward or away from the Sun, causing the Sun's apparent position in the sky to rea…
www.radiofreesatan.comConfessions of a Wicked Witch
Are Thrilled to Announce that Heather Heightis the Wicked Witch of the Year Social media kind of blurs time lines in the real world. I know I knew my Wicked Witch of the Year before I actually met her. I also know I met her at a major CoS function, but I can’t remember which one. I DO know that the first time we ever had more than a few pleasant words was in the dining room of Black House Central, at the 50th Anniversary Celebration. Once face to face, it took less than 2 minutes to see we were kindred spirits.
No, it isn’t her amazing talents, from stand-up to pin-up. No, it isn’t just her whip quick wit. No, it isn’t that we share an ancient stereotype--the sarcastic, big-busted, ever ready with a bawdy joke, and still one of the guys, redhead, and I am playing favorites with a younger version of myself. And, NO, it isn’t because she is married to one of my very favorite people, and most trusted friends, on the whole planet. It is bec…
Out of the Frying PanWherein the Wicked Witch Avoids Making a Painful Decision by Making the Right One I confess...
There is something about your adult child having cancer that makes you feel like a total twat for using it as an excuse for failing to live up to your responsibilities. Using my kids for any purpose is pretty low, but this situation makes the truth of it seem like a lie, and leads to a further spiral into a vat of confusion and guilt. This is in no way helped by the fact that , knowing myself and knowing I am utterly capable of avoiding something for any number of non-altruistic reasons.
That said, it has been a solid two decades since I last took such a gut shot. I'm sure over that time I would have thought any number of other things were meaningful and devastating, but my kid being sick has put all that in perspective, in a pretty horrible way.
So, I begged patience from and forgiveness to my Wicked Witch of the Year nominees and of Radio Free Satan . Naturally,…